Eat Pizza, Get Healthy

Damn. I had a decent post (I thought) to publish this morning but will have to finish it tonight. Alas, I have this for you:

On Web MD's commercials, they use the sign-off slogan, "Better information. Better Health. Web MD."

On commercials for Papa John's pizza, they use the sign-off slogan, "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's."

I use neither business, but their slogans echo in my head. I keep confusing them.
-cK