Waiting for Godot to Improve His Driving

To judge by the way it is so often driven, I'm thinking that VAN is an acronym for "My Driving Sucks." I've been nearly side-swiped or t-boned not once, not twice but thrice in two days by these beasts.

Urges in passing: Suddenly want to reread Ethan Frome. Wish I knew more about Christa Wolf.

Why can't I have a rocket launcher behind my headlights?
-Spyhunter cK