Freak Accident?

It's like one of those mysteries in which two people are dead on the floor in a room with no doors or windows. Blah Blah Blah. But it really happens!

Props: One men's shaving razor (with 2 to 4 blades), one chandelier (What!?), and a pop culture stalwart. Freak accident? I'll say.

Now admit it: You find this story juicy.
-cK