Eternal Sunshine

While dining on a midday avocado with a pinch of salt, olive oil and Thai hot sauce, I checked the Web site of the Chicago Cubs and was elated--ELATED--to see them just 12.5 games out of first.

Gehnsburger, I know you're snickering, but I assure you 12.5 is striking distance.

DAYS alert: The City of Salem seems to be suffering from a clothing shortage this week.
-cK