Pardon the Interruption

But this just grossed me out:

A young man comes into the coffee shop. He's fidgetty. He has this horrible habit of kicking his leg out a bit, as if shaking off a cramp or maybe trying to undo a wedgie. It's sort of what a leg would do if it was impersonating Rodney Dangerfield adjusting his tie.

The young man orders two massives donut-like pastries. He's totally housing them. There's even like a full-torso and head hitch as he raises the pastries to his mouth. He's really into this.

And then he gets up. And goes into the bathroom. With his pastries.

Food is NOT to be brought into a bathroom. Ever.
-cK